I have a friend who will be a foreign exchange student in Germany. For his going away party we decided to get him some teen magazines like Popstar! While looking in the magazine we found a contest entry form to win a date with Nick Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers). At the time, I had no idea who he was, but I thought it would be funny to enter as it didn’t say that guys could not enter the competition.
It’s July 1st. My June is a blur. I kind of sort of wasted it. Here are some cool photos from the past few weeks:
(I started going to the wed. night figure drawing sessions at moca)
(mah baaaby)
This past Thursday was Banding Together, an event that my friend Emily’s dad and his pal organize to raise money for the homeless. This year it was at the Black Cat….we were VIP and got free run of the club.
….I know these photos might be boring for some of you…..but in my head, getting to go backstage at the black cat is like……nirvana. Really. I cannot thank Emily enough for inviting me.
(who might have sat on that couch? colin meloy? carl barat? win butler? benjamin??? mm.)
el gato negro
(photographic documentation of our vip wristbands)
“Jenny could have used this hanger!!!!”
(Pete Doherty once looked in that same mirror.)
(for Bridget)
So I hope you feel in on the VIP action. I will probably never be able to go backstage there again…..well………who knows. Also, as I’m writing this, 1/2 of the mcnutt clan is watching the concert for diana….why do the Brits love Donny Osmond so much?? haha!
Get excited for my exciting Polyphonic Spree post and my Morrissey review, coming soon!
I happened to be at the zoo today and as I walked in I realized that there was a big spot of fecal matter on the pathway. This wasn’t just regular poop on the cement, though. It was smeared, but it looked like it was smeared with man made tools.
Okay, I might be confusing some of my fan-base that reads Blogtastic on a regular basis. I’ll do my best to clarify.
At the zoo, there are peacocks that roam around and poop everywhere.
There are people that occasionally clean up the poop, and they do this buy shoveling it up and then scraping the left-over off the cement. When you shovel it up, though, there is a thin layer of fecal matter left on the cement. Fecal film, if you will. It’s rather disgusting, unless if you like feces, which is kind of weird. To get this fecal film off of the cement, you have to scrape it off.
Well, as it turns out, the poop cleaning people forgot to scrape the fecal film off of the cement. So now as one walks by, one sees a brown spot on the cement and one soon realizes that it is fecal film and that it still smells of poop. Therefore, one continues walking after having stopped directly over the film to analyze it.
It is my opinion that by having this fecal film near the entrance of the zoo, the zoo is losing business. Therefore, if I was running the zoo, I would have it promptly removed.
This is DiegoFuego writing to say “hello” to the mysterious internet world!
I know that McNuttt and I have a huge fan base, but we will try to keep you all pleased with posts on the amusing muses of the day and random, or not so random, interesting events of the day/week/month/year/decade/century. It really all depends on how often we update.
On another note, let me offer a bit of an introduction. You already know who I am, so I won’t repeat that. I am Diego, also known as DiegoFuego, because fuego is the Spanish word for fire and I’m hot (sexy hot, not temperature hot) like fire. I live in the middle of the United States in Nebraska. A state that proudly shows off its phallic sites. Not only is the state capitol building known as “the penis of the Great Plains,” but Chimney Rock was once known as “Elk’s Penis” by some Native Americans. And we Nebraskans proudly put Chimney Rock on the state quarter.
I should really not forget to mention that I’m not actually Nebraskan, or American. I am from Venezuela, and I moved here when I was 4 years old.
On a completely different note, that’s all I have for you today. I woke up at 4 in the morning and have left my computer to use the restroom, eat, and get the mail. I, therefore, have no idea what has at all happened today.
For Blogtastic, I’m DiegoFuego. Back to you McNuttt.
